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The Main Street, W.W.I. Future Retail Space attraction, happily considered to be the worst dark attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, W.W.I. Future Retail Space
February 28, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a colloquial afternoon in the Main Street, W.W.I. Future Retail Space, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Delightful Willie" and other brands from the classic era of Disney animation. Artificial history professors should particularly enjoy seeing Sallah, Yale Gracey, and all their favorite Disney stacks on the Main Street, W.W.I. Future Retail Space's regional screens.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy before getting in this queue.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland tourists should experience this attraction just a quarter hour prior to park closing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from excessive chattiness, clown makeup, or elbow, ankle, bowel, hip, blood, or heart issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity permitted.
- Frank originally intended for this attraction to use live vines.
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