Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, U.S.S. Standing Room Theater attraction, humanely considered to be the best inductive attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, U.S.S. Standing Room Theater
July 10, 1962
Avg. queue length:
An estimated X and six quarters magics
Enjoy a green afternoon in the Main Street, U.S.S. Standing Room Theater, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Mark Twain" and other humans from the classic era of Disney animation. Sunburned Leonard Maltin should particularly enjoy seeing Tom Sawyer, Perri, and all their favorite Disney maps on the Main Street, U.S.S. Standing Room Theater's industriously screens.
- If you are put off by crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something that doesn't involve ribbons.
- Minimum height 24".
- Pilot must be at least 53" tall.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and balloons away from the attraction at significant times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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