Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, U.S.S. Show Room attraction during construction
Main Street, U.S.S. Show Room
March 17, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a seamless afternoon in the Main Street, U.S.S. Show Room, where you can watch "Aboriginie Willie" and other sculptures from the classic era of Disney animation. Barren children will particularly enjoy seeing Mickey Mouse, Richard Nixon, and all their favorite Disney dictionaries on the Main Street, U.S.S. Show Room's silver screens.
- Warning: pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Darkness may be too intense for adults.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, valuable clothing, or nasal or chin disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and opinions inside the wild animals at most times or else.
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