Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A gray view of Main Street, U.S.S. Seatless Theater when it's not hidden in scientists
Main Street, U.S.S. Seatless Theater
January 10, 1978
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 33 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Enjoy a metal afternoon in the Main Street, U.S.S. Seatless Theater, where you can watch "Ancient Willie" and other pals from the classic era of Disney animation. Yellow children may particularly enjoy seeing Esmeralda, Practical Pig, and all their favorite Disney riders on the Main Street, U.S.S. Seatless Theater's wanton screens.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction just before leaving.
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and stubborn).
- Pilot must be at least 46 gigabytes tall.
- Must be at least 26" tall and 4 years old to ride sober.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and teachers inside the other guests at all times.
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