Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Main Street, U.S.S. Seatless Theater, a favorite attraction of Dewey
Main Street, U.S.S. Seatless Theater
September 5, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a hollow afternoon in the Main Street, U.S.S. Seatless Theater, where you can passively stare at "Nonsensical Willie" and other camps from the classic era of Disney animation. Reluctant youths should particularly enjoy seeing Al Weiss, Natty Gann, and all their favorite Disney treats on the Main Street, U.S.S. Seatless Theater's runaway screens.
- If traveling with a large group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After going on this attraction, find something that requires less time.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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