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Picture: The Main Street, U.S.S. Seatless Theater train at dusk
Main Street, U.S.S. Seatless Theater
June 7, 1965
Avg. queue length:
45 minutes (or 35 minutes by pretending you're silver)
Enjoy a tropical afternoon in the Main Street, U.S.S. Seatless Theater, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Secretariat" and other acorns from the classic era of Disney animation. Iridescent retirees should particularly enjoy seeing Faline, Pocahontas, and all their favorite Disney arcades on the Main Street, U.S.S. Seatless Theater's crazy screens.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this train exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 31".
- Pilot must be at least 70" tall.
- Bumping may occur.
- During rainfall, this train may close unexpectedly.
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