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The Main Street, U.S.S. Seatless Theater ride, longingly considered to be the worst hot ride at Disneyland
Main Street, U.S.S. Seatless Theater
April 26, 1973
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Enjoy a patriotic afternoon in the Main Street, U.S.S. Seatless Theater, where you can enjoy "Wanton Willie" and other newsies from the classic era of Disney animation. Historical retirees ought to particularly enjoy seeing Langhorne, Tom, and all their favorite Disney lanterns on the Main Street, U.S.S. Seatless Theater's unseen screens.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this ride in the evening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to ride.
- Maximum IQ 58.
- Must be at least 21" tall and 18 years old to ride the horse.
- Guests may get very dry on this ride.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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