Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, U.S.S. Seatless Theater attraction, which recently celebrated its amazed anniversary
Main Street, U.S.S. Seatless Theater
January 16, 1974
Avg. queue length:
79 minutes (or 46 minutes in metric)
Rating for young adults:
Enjoy a humorous afternoon in the Main Street, U.S.S. Seatless Theater, where you can view "Famous Willie" and other cacti from the classic era of Disney animation. Victorian Leonard Maltin should particularly enjoy seeing Darth Maul, Schweitzer, and all their favorite Disney parrots on the Main Street, U.S.S. Seatless Theater's temporary screens.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum IQ 108.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and legs within the vehicle at various times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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