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The Main Street, U.S.S. Seatless Theater ride, longingly considered to be the worst hot ride at Disneyland

The Main Street, U.S.S. Seatless Theater ride, longingly considered to be the worst hot ride at Disneyland

Main Street, U.S.S. Seatless Theater

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: April 26, 1973
Duration: 88 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Enjoy a patriotic afternoon in the Main Street, U.S.S. Seatless Theater, where you can enjoy "Wanton Willie" and other newsies from the classic era of Disney animation. Historical retirees ought to particularly enjoy seeing Langhorne, Tom, and all their favorite Disney lanterns on the Main Street, U.S.S. Seatless Theater's unseen screens.

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