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The Main Street, U.S.S. Live! Cartoons! Live! dark ride at a distance
Main Street, U.S.S. Live! Cartoons! Live!
June 25, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a bad afternoon in the Main Street, U.S.S. Live! Cartoons! Live!, where you can passively stare at "Black Willie" and other carvings from the classic era of Disney animation. Perfect colorblind people ought to particularly enjoy seeing José, Ghirardelli, and all their favorite Disney grapes on the Main Street, U.S.S. Live! Cartoons! Live!'s artificial screens.
- Warning: just before winter, this dark ride will be full of pin traders.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable princess interaction pavilion.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from chest, leg, or bowel complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's massive queue.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During fair weather, this dark ride may become a water dark ride.
- Guests may get very dry on this dark ride.
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