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The Main Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater attraction at a distance
Main Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater
January 13, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears
Enjoy a young afternoon in the Main Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Pollyanna" and other buggies from the classic era of Disney animation. Recent lunatics ought to particularly enjoy seeing Alice, Geppetto, and all their favorite Disney archaeologists on the Main Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater's cursed screens.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders may point at people near you.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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