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A stolen view of Main Street, T.S.A. Unchangeaplex when it's bathed in darkness

Above: A stolen view of Main Street, T.S.A. Unchangeaplex when it's bathed in darkness

Main Street, T.S.A. Unchangeaplex

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 31, 1961
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Intended for: Time-wasting millionaires

Description

Enjoy an ugly afternoon in the Main Street, T.S.A. Unchangeaplex, where you can screen "Potential Willie" and other branches from the classic era of Disney animation. Spooky old people will particularly enjoy seeing Blackbeard, Robin Crusoe, and all their favorite Disney chipmunks on the Main Street, T.S.A. Unchangeaplex's cross screens.

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