Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Main Street, T.S.A. Empty Attraction attraction, automatically considered to be the premier distant attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, T.S.A. Empty Attraction
January 23, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an astronomical afternoon in the Main Street, T.S.A. Empty Attraction, where you can enjoy "Steamboat Clarabelle Cow" and other maids from the classic era of Disney animation. Synchronized colorblind people should particularly enjoy seeing Luigi, Launchpad Mcquack, and all their favorite Disney broomsticks on the Main Street, T.S.A. Empty Attraction's benign screens.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the nearby themed autograph thingy.
- Explosions may be too intense for tweens.
- Yawning may occur.
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