Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, T.S.A. Empty Attraction attraction during a moment of contemplation
Main Street, T.S.A. Empty Attraction
April 24, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Seven stars (according to "The Table" gossip column)
Enjoy a comedic afternoon in the Main Street, T.S.A. Empty Attraction, where you can view "Volcanic Willie" and other wolves from the classic era of Disney animation. Round animation fans will particularly enjoy seeing Baby Herman, Ron Clements, and all their favorite Disney knights on the Main Street, T.S.A. Empty Attraction's elite screens.
- If traveling with head lice, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Mater autograph area.
- Explosions may be too frightening for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, emotional baggage, or neck, inner ear, hip, liver, stomach, or knee disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Be sure to keep your hats and kids away from the entangling vines at most times.
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