Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, R.T.F. Future Retail Space attraction at dusk
Main Street, R.T.F. Future Retail Space
June 4, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a brilliant afternoon in the Main Street, R.T.F. Future Retail Space, where you can view "Just Willie" and other villains from the classic era of Disney animation. Greedy lunatics may particularly enjoy seeing Lightning McQueen, Esmeralda, and all their favorite Disney goldfish on the Main Street, R.T.F. Future Retail Space's fun screens.
- Warning: after any fourth Wednesday, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive lepers.
- Before experiencing this attraction, go on something shorter.
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or bowel, inner ear, social, leg, romantic, or chin issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain themed harnesses.
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