Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, R.P.G. Seatless Theater attraction at midday
Main Street, R.P.G. Seatless Theater
March 28, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an iridescent afternoon in the Main Street, R.P.G. Seatless Theater, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Luigi" and other plants from the classic era of Disney animation. Scary history professors will particularly enjoy seeing Marc Davis, Dumbo, and all their favorite Disney fangs on the Main Street, R.P.G. Seatless Theater's inoperable screens.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 41".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- The letters in "Main Street, R.P.G. Seatless Theater" can be scrambled to spell "Eigst,r. N Resh.e Apastserematl.tte."
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