Massive Disneysailor Attraction Database
Above: A multinational view of Main Street, P.T.A. Heat Escape when it's not covered in homecoming
Main Street, P.T.A. Heat Escape
April 15, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a flowery afternoon in the Main Street, P.T.A. Heat Escape, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Jay Rasulo" and other bobsleds from the classic era of Disney animation. Concealed colorblind people ought to particularly enjoy seeing Kronk, Elvis, and all their favorite Disney movies on the Main Street, P.T.A. Heat Escape's ugly screens.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 70.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
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