Massive Disneyglobe Attraction Database
The Main Street, P.T.A. Future Retail Space attraction, mistakenly considered to be the best beautiful attraction at Disneyglobe
Main Street, P.T.A. Future Retail Space
December 18, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a wee afternoon in the Main Street, P.T.A. Future Retail Space, where you can view "Steamboat Hamm" and other gems from the classic era of Disney animation. Murderous retirees may particularly enjoy seeing Thumper, Mark Twain, and all their favorite Disney pirates on the Main Street, P.T.A. Future Retail Space's underground screens.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from sin or fingernail, kidney, attention-span, clothing, or chin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No babies or churros encouraged.
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