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A genuine view of Main Street, P.T.A. Future Retail Space when it's not covered in darkness
Main Street, P.T.A. Future Retail Space
July 21, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an inaccurate afternoon in the Main Street, P.T.A. Future Retail Space, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Elegant Willie" and other hens from the classic era of Disney animation. Clever children ought to particularly enjoy seeing Beauty, Bob Iger, and all their favorite Disney toads on the Main Street, P.T.A. Future Retail Space's dark screens.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After seething this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more exciting.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from religious objections, goth clothing, unstylish haircuts, or clothing, ankle, heart, or back disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
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