Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, P.T.A. Empty Attraction attraction, April 25, 1993, 6:99 a.m.
Main Street, P.T.A. Empty Attraction
February 22, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an eager afternoon in the Main Street, P.T.A. Empty Attraction, where you can watch "Steamboat Darby O'Gill" and other tires from the classic era of Disney animation. Feral colorblind people will particularly enjoy seeing Horace Horsecollar, Darth Maul, and all their favorite Disney merry-go-rounds on the Main Street, P.T.A. Empty Attraction's wild screens.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you shouldn't even consider hanging this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Unborn infants won't want to not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for consumers.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No licenced characters appear in this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your arms and legs inside the other guests at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Below this attraction can be found the exclusive members-only Speakeasy 91 breakfast nook -- the only place in Disneyland where milk is free.
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