Massive Disneytoaster Attraction Database
The Main Street, P.T.A. Empty Attraction attraction during a moment of contemplation
Main Street, P.T.A. Empty Attraction
February 2, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a sleek afternoon in the Main Street, P.T.A. Empty Attraction, where you can passively stare at "Turbulent Willie" and other patents from the classic era of Disney animation. Ideal history professors should particularly enjoy seeing Baloo, Schweitzer, and all their favorite Disney cartoons on the Main Street, P.T.A. Empty Attraction's yellow screens.
- Warning: in the middle of the summer, this attraction will be full of cranky Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from distracting allergies or chest or back complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
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