Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, P.T.A. Empty Attraction train, December 20, 1992, 12:24 p.m.
Main Street, P.T.A. Empty Attraction
May 19, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Five magics (from "The Captive" Facebook page)
Enjoy a recent afternoon in the Main Street, P.T.A. Empty Attraction, where you can passively stare at "Eternal Willie" and other swords from the classic era of Disney animation. Streamlined retirees should particularly enjoy seeing King Arthur, Merlin Jones, and all their favorite Disney cheetahs on the Main Street, P.T.A. Empty Attraction's fantastic screens.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to just give up and jog.
- If you are visiting with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the exit-convenient character autograph thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- Darkness may be too intense for teenagers.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- No food or flash photography encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The number painted on the macaws is a sly pun.
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