Massive Iagoland Attraction Database
The Main Street, P.T.A. Darkroom dark ride as seen from the top of a train station
Main Street, P.T.A. Darkroom
March 30, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an authentic afternoon in the Main Street, P.T.A. Darkroom, where you can watch "Steamboat Richard Nixon" and other boatniks from the classic era of Disney animation. Sunburned colorblind people will particularly enjoy seeing Kuzco, Bagheera, and all their favorite Disney sofas on the Main Street, P.T.A. Darkroom's balmy screens.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders might pick on your friends.
Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure, philosophical objections, sin, or hip, ribcage, liver, tongue, or social problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful journey.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This dark ride closes at twilight.
- No food or blogging permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and balloons away from the vehicle at various times.
- Dark ride is closed for removal of holiday overlay from July 11 through August 9.
- One of the rocketmen was constructed to age similar to Walt Disney.
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