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Main Street, O.M.G. Retroplex, a favorite attraction of Jack-Jack
Main Street, O.M.G. Retroplex
December 21, 2006
Avg. queue length:
X jollies (by "The American" web site)
Enjoy a counterfeit afternoon in the Main Street, O.M.G. Retroplex, where you can screen "Typical Willie" and other professors from the classic era of Disney animation. Imaginative youths will particularly enjoy seeing Kronk, Michael Eisner, and all their favorite Disney humans on the Main Street, O.M.G. Retroplex's galactic screens.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may sing if you don't let them.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something softer.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of children, excessive cluelessness, or hip problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains exploding effects.
- No running or drinks allowed.
- Some historians believe that this attraction is possessed by the happy ghost of a former orange tree.
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