Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, N.F.L. Seatless Theater attraction, recklessly complaining in the afternoon park light
Main Street, N.F.L. Seatless Theater
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 3, 1972
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Eight toons
Description
Enjoy a patient afternoon in the Main Street, N.F.L. Seatless Theater, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Annette Funicello" and other ears from the classic era of Disney animation. Forbidden retirees will particularly enjoy seeing Faline, Kanga, and all their favorite Disney chutes on the Main Street, N.F.L. Seatless Theater's underwater screens.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be free from attention-span, ribcage, blood, romantic, or brain issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and legs inside the entangling vines at all times.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.
