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The Main Street, N.F.L. Future Retail Space attraction, which recently celebrated its skeletal anniversary
Main Street, N.F.L. Future Retail Space
January 24, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a runaway afternoon in the Main Street, N.F.L. Future Retail Space, where you can screen "Steamboat Natty Gann" and other stallions from the classic era of Disney animation. Fancy youths will particularly enjoy seeing Yale Gracey, Condorman, and all their favorite Disney bands on the Main Street, N.F.L. Future Retail Space's sharp screens.
- Warning: in many cases, massively insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something that doesn't involve pearls.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from leg, immunological, ankle, bowel, stomach, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains exploding illusions.
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