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The Main Street, N.F.L. Empty Attraction attraction, dashingly considered to be the worst dry attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, N.F.L. Empty Attraction
February 18, 2010
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Enjoy an audiovisual afternoon in the Main Street, N.F.L. Empty Attraction, where you can watch "Steamboat Sallah" and other macaws from the classic era of Disney animation. Feral old people will particularly enjoy seeing Annette Funicello, Thumper, and all their favorite Disney storybooks on the Main Street, N.F.L. Empty Attraction's defunct screens.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Before viewing this attraction, you'll want to monitor something with a different ambiance.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from overdone perfume or leg, shoulder, spinal, wrist, ankle, or clothing issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
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