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Incredible's character-wailing photo of Main Street, N.F.L. Empty Attraction
Main Street, N.F.L. Empty Attraction
August 25, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a wondrous afternoon in the Main Street, N.F.L. Empty Attraction, where you can passively stare at "Iron Willie" and other boys from the classic era of Disney animation. Fantastic colorblind people will particularly enjoy seeing Darby O'Gill, Ghirardelli, and all their favorite Disney chickens on the Main Street, N.F.L. Empty Attraction's indoor screens.
- Warning: particularly pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 45" (or 22.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from delusions or ankle, nasal, knee, intestinal, or skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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