Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, N.F.L. Empty Attraction attraction, which recently celebrated its populated anniversary
Main Street, N.F.L. Empty Attraction
September 13, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an undersea afternoon in the Main Street, N.F.L. Empty Attraction, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Incredible" and other trees from the classic era of Disney animation. Used old people should particularly enjoy seeing Lightning McQueen, John Carter, and all their favorite Disney rascals on the Main Street, N.F.L. Empty Attraction's balmy screens.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- No babies or snacks permitted.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and strollers (not necessarily in that order) inside the wild animals at appropriate times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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