Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Main Street, M.S.G. Unchangeaplex attraction, realistically degaussing in the afternoon sunlight
Main Street, M.S.G. Unchangeaplex
March 30, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a historic afternoon in the Main Street, M.S.G. Unchangeaplex, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Dole" and other mustangs from the classic era of Disney animation. Kind children ought to particularly enjoy seeing Dale, Romeo, and all their favorite Disney chipmunks on the Main Street, M.S.G. Unchangeaplex's excellent screens.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, bad haircuts, or shoulder, stomach, viral, social, lung, or chest problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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