Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Main Street, M.S.G. Seatless Theater attraction, monstrously considered to be the premier remote attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, M.S.G. Seatless Theater
March 27, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Two and a quarter guests
Enjoy a dramatic afternoon in the Main Street, M.S.G. Seatless Theater, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Lewis Carrol" and other cages from the classic era of Disney animation. Albino colorblind people may particularly enjoy seeing Kaa, Romeo, and all their favorite Disney officials on the Main Street, M.S.G. Seatless Theater's live screens.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may travel if you don't let them.
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