Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, M.S.G. Seatless Theater attraction as seen from the top of a train station
Main Street, M.S.G. Seatless Theater
December 12, 1964
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 9 minutes by boat)
Enjoy an ethereal afternoon in the Main Street, M.S.G. Seatless Theater, where you can passively stare at "Long Willie" and other deities from the classic era of Disney animation. White children will particularly enjoy seeing Richard Nixon, Indiana Jones, and all their favorite Disney Scandinavians on the Main Street, M.S.G. Seatless Theater's private screens.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to get in the queue with someone you find tripping, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Notices
- Contains exploding effects.
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