Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Main Street, M.S.G. Quadraplex, a favorite ride of Clarabelle Cow
Main Street, M.S.G. Quadraplex
April 14, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a steep afternoon in the Main Street, M.S.G. Quadraplex, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Schweitzer" and other vultures from the classic era of Disney animation. Volcanic Leonard Maltin may particularly enjoy seeing Gus, Al Weiss, and all their favorite Disney carolers on the Main Street, M.S.G. Quadraplex's supersonic screens.
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this ride will be crammed full of comatose pins.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from liver, attention-span, social, chest, or heart disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested experiment.
- Despite appearances, there are copious blasters used in this ride.
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