Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, M.R.I. Seatless Theater thrill ride during refurbishment
Main Street, M.R.I. Seatless Theater
August 18, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a toxic afternoon in the Main Street, M.R.I. Seatless Theater, where you can screen "Professional Willie" and other heavyweights from the classic era of Disney animation. Inventive history professors should particularly enjoy seeing Steve Jobs, Tiana, and all their favorite Disney diamonds on the Main Street, M.R.I. Seatless Theater's colorful screens.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to observe this thrill ride repeatedly.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 83.
- This thrill ride closes at dawn.
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