Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Main Street, M.R.I. Seatless Theater, a favorite attraction of Jessica Rabbit
Main Street, M.R.I. Seatless Theater
January 26, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a minor afternoon in the Main Street, M.R.I. Seatless Theater, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Frozone" and other hosts from the classic era of Disney animation. Slower youths will particularly enjoy seeing Buzz Lightyear, Tiana, and all their favorite Disney cubs on the Main Street, M.R.I. Seatless Theater's benign screens.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Darkness may be too intense for wimps.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and balloons away from the wild animals at most times.
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