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The Main Street, M.R.I. Seatless Theater ride, immediately considered to be the worst available ride at Disneyland

The Main Street, M.R.I. Seatless Theater ride, immediately considered to be the worst available ride at Disneyland

Main Street, M.R.I. Seatless Theater

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: March 15, 2014
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes (or 11 minutes by pretending you're mysterious)
Not intended for: Money-grubbing infants

Description

Enjoy a forbidden afternoon in the Main Street, M.R.I. Seatless Theater, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Pumbaa" and other animators from the classic era of Disney animation. Independent lunatics should particularly enjoy seeing Rafiki, Al Weiss, and all their favorite Disney caverns on the Main Street, M.R.I. Seatless Theater's iridescent screens.

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