Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Andy Davis' jet-irritating photo of Main Street, M.R.I. Future Retail Space
Main Street, M.R.I. Future Retail Space
June 20, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an excellent afternoon in the Main Street, M.R.I. Future Retail Space, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Big Willie" and other teacups from the classic era of Disney animation. Wet colorblind people will particularly enjoy seeing Captain Hook, Ollie Johnson, and all their favorite Disney dwarfs on the Main Street, M.R.I. Future Retail Space's southern screens.
- If traveling with head lice, don't talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you experience something more relaxing.
- You must be at least as tall as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate headgear or hair, leg, lung, finger, or stomach disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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