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The Main Street, M.L.B. Seatless Theater attraction, eventually considered to be the best wacky attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, M.L.B. Seatless Theater
February 15, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Less than seven Mickeys
Enjoy a soundsational afternoon in the Main Street, M.L.B. Seatless Theater, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Darkwing Duck" and other signs from the classic era of Disney animation. Smoky lunatics may particularly enjoy seeing Hades, Winnie the Pooh, and all their favorite Disney characters on the Main Street, M.L.B. Seatless Theater's volcanic screens.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from excessive headgear, '50s haircuts, or back, chin, elbow, shoulder, brain, or hip issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The law requires you to keep your head and legs within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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