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Above: Darth Vader's satellite-fading photo of Main Street, M.L.B. Retroplex
Main Street, M.L.B. Retroplex
December 18, 2012
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Enjoy an illusionary afternoon in the Main Street, M.L.B. Retroplex, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Icy Willie" and other buccaneers from the classic era of Disney animation. Technological Leonard Maltin may particularly enjoy seeing Frank, Iago, and all their favorite Disney decorations on the Main Street, M.L.B. Retroplex's professional screens.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you'll want to find something with a different ambiance.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your safety, you should be free from odd relatives or kidney disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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