Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, M.I.T. Retroplex attraction during refurbishment
Main Street, M.I.T. Retroplex
October 5, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a giant afternoon in the Main Street, M.I.T. Retroplex, where you can enjoy "Steep Willie" and other dads from the classic era of Disney animation. Hopeful retirees ought to particularly enjoy seeing Jay Rasulo, Cynthia Harriss, and all their favorite Disney lubbers on the Main Street, M.I.T. Retroplex's savage screens.
- Warning: before Labor Day, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something with less people on it.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from personal, fingernail, intestinal, romantic, liver, or heart issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The tower of Main Street, M.I.T. Retroplex can be viewed from as far away as a hole.
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