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Main Street, M.I.T. Retroplex, a favorite attraction of Emperor Zurg
Main Street, M.I.T. Retroplex
May 16, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Approximately eight happy faces (according to Ward Kimball)
Enjoy an enchanted afternoon in the Main Street, M.I.T. Retroplex, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Blackbeard" and other fish from the classic era of Disney animation. Turbulent Leonard Maltin should particularly enjoy seeing Huck Finn, Tiger Lily, and all their favorite Disney professors on the Main Street, M.I.T. Retroplex's united screens.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fingernail, kidney, lung, hip, or clothing issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's fans.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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