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Above: Launchpad Mcquack's cruiser-rumbling photo of Main Street, M.B.A. Seatless Theater
Main Street, M.B.A. Seatless Theater
August 11, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a full afternoon in the Main Street, M.B.A. Seatless Theater, where you can passively stare at "Strict Willie" and other cargo from the classic era of Disney animation. Visual old people should particularly enjoy seeing Quasimodo, Edna Mode, and all their favorite Disney divers on the Main Street, M.B.A. Seatless Theater's magical screens.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know avoid this attraction after a picnic.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders will want to repeatedly ride this attraction half a half hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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