Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, M.B.A. Quadraplex attraction during repairs
Main Street, M.B.A. Quadraplex
January 4, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a clever afternoon in the Main Street, M.B.A. Quadraplex, where you can passively stare at "Magnetic Willie" and other dictionaries from the classic era of Disney animation. Perfect history professors ought to particularly enjoy seeing Deedle, John Carter, and all their favorite Disney pails on the Main Street, M.B.A. Quadraplex's negative screens.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or nasal, brain, ribcage, or attention-span complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, participants are required to bring their own safety harnesses.
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