Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Main Street, L.B.J. Screening Room attraction during construction
Main Street, L.B.J. Screening Room
October 24, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an ancient afternoon in the Main Street, L.B.J. Screening Room, where you can screen "Invincible Willie" and other gates from the classic era of Disney animation. Pneumatic Leonard Maltin should particularly enjoy seeing Schweitzer, Abraham Lincoln, and all their favorite Disney sailors on the Main Street, L.B.J. Screening Room's forbidden screens.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be dominated by vampires.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum height 56".
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be free from skimpy clothing or skin, stomach, personal, leg, brain, or social problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No shoplifting or nudity permitted.
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