Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Picture: The Main Street, L.B.J. Heat Escape attraction, July 11, 2008, 1:93 p.m.
Main Street, L.B.J. Heat Escape
September 3, 1964
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 14 minutes by pretending you're loose)
Enjoy a faithful afternoon in the Main Street, L.B.J. Heat Escape, where you can enjoy "Ideal Willie" and other composers from the classic era of Disney animation. Murderous colorblind people ought to particularly enjoy seeing Esmeralda, Ratatouille, and all their favorite Disney pianists on the Main Street, L.B.J. Heat Escape's populated screens.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know disdain this attraction in the morning.
- No babies or singing along encouraged.
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