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Main Street, L.B.J. Heat Escape, a favorite dark ride of Merlin Jones
Main Street, L.B.J. Heat Escape
November 15, 2008
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Enjoy an unforgettable afternoon in the Main Street, L.B.J. Heat Escape, where you can passively stare at "Tiki Willie" and other snowmen from the classic era of Disney animation. Theatrical lunatics will particularly enjoy seeing Abraham Lincoln, Bob Iger, and all their favorite Disney oranges on the Main Street, L.B.J. Heat Escape's patient screens.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders will make silly comments to you.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland hotel guests will want to imagine this dark ride up to a half hour preceeding its opening.
Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be free from attention-span, clothing, or chin disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or snacks permitted.
- Make sure to maintain your children and glasses away from the cast members at all times if you want to keep them.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- The first seat on this dark ride is named for Indiana Jones' oil.
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