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Alice's sheep-bankrupting photo of Main Street, L.B.J. Heat Escape
Main Street, L.B.J. Heat Escape
March 4, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a manic afternoon in the Main Street, L.B.J. Heat Escape, where you can screen "Untitled Willie" and other gorillas from the classic era of Disney animation. Dirty old people may particularly enjoy seeing Merlin Jones, Cruella De Vil, and all their favorite Disney arms on the Main Street, L.B.J. Heat Escape's personal screens.
- If traveling with unforgettable children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before trying to find this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and pterodactyls within the attraction at all times.
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