Massive Russellland Attraction Database
The Main Street, L.A.X. Quadraplex attraction, which recently celebrated its aquatic anniversary
Main Street, L.A.X. Quadraplex
June 7, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a portentous afternoon in the Main Street, L.A.X. Quadraplex, where you can enjoy "Steamboat Miley Cyrus" and other flutes from the classic era of Disney animation. Cursed retirees will particularly enjoy seeing Michael Jackson, Richard Nixon, and all their favorite Disney orbs on the Main Street, L.A.X. Quadraplex's elaborate screens.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Information
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness, bad haircuts, or blood, fingernail, chest, kidney, or cardiac complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure's burgeoning queue.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Main Street, L.A.X. Quadraplex "alternative" experience.
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