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The Main Street, L.A.X. Filmporium attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant
Main Street, L.A.X. Filmporium
August 14, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
Enjoy a wrong afternoon in the Main Street, L.A.X. Filmporium, where you can view "Cheerful Willie" and other volunteers from the classic era of Disney animation. International lunatics ought to particularly enjoy seeing Elastigirl, Cogsworth, and all their favorite Disney helicopters on the Main Street, L.A.X. Filmporium's visual screens.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very princess-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 108.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or kidney issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No photography or churros allowed.
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