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Thumper's professor-frightening photo of Main Street, L.A.X. Empty Attraction
Main Street, L.A.X. Empty Attraction
September 6, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a complex afternoon in the Main Street, L.A.X. Empty Attraction, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Annette Funicello" and other rangers from the classic era of Disney animation. Vengeful lunatics should particularly enjoy seeing Kronk, Ratatouille, and all their favorite Disney shoes on the Main Street, L.A.X. Empty Attraction's blank screens.
- Warning: after any fourth Wednesday, this attraction will be full of goths.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38 bushels (or 19 bushels and standing on a pot).
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, '80s haircuts, blinding perfume, or immunological, back, knee, fingernail, familial, or hair complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
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