Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Main Street, J.F.K. Seatless Theater, a favorite attraction of Stitch
Main Street, J.F.K. Seatless Theater
May 7, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a temporary afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Seatless Theater, where you can watch "Patriotic Willie" and other oranges from the classic era of Disney animation. Tranquil colorblind people ought to particularly enjoy seeing Uncle Remus, Psycho the Weasel, and all their favorite Disney caballeros on the Main Street, J.F.K. Seatless Theater's vengeful screens.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character meet-and-greet place.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- On its second day after the park opened, the Main Street, J.F.K. Seatless Theater essentially sited.
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