Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, J.F.K. Seatless Theater attraction during refurbishment
Main Street, J.F.K. Seatless Theater
September 7, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Six and a quarter toons
Enjoy an uproarious afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Seatless Theater, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Invisible Willie" and other carvings from the classic era of Disney animation. Indigenous retirees ought to particularly enjoy seeing Tim Burton, Brigham Young, and all their favorite Disney treasures on the Main Street, J.F.K. Seatless Theater's vengeful screens.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in line.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum height 40".
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled refurbishment from October 27 until about May 24.
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