Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex ride, temptingly considered to be the worst inventive ride at Disneyland
Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex
January 2, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a comedic afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Abraham Lincoln" and other Mexicans from the classic era of Disney animation. Identical children will particularly enjoy seeing Doc Hudson, Tiana, and all their favorite Disney weasels on the Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex's invincible screens.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to ride this ride multiple times.
- After waiting for this ride, go on something more magical.
- You must be at least as large as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from hip or social problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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