Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex attraction during repairs
Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex
April 2, 2006
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Enjoy a disguised afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Eeyore" and other brands from the classic era of Disney animation. Precise history professors should particularly enjoy seeing Kronk, Popeye, and all their favorite Disney crows on the Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex's galactic screens.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- No dancing or snacks allowed.
- Below this attraction can be found the hidden nuts-only Chez 28 dining room -- the only place in the park where liquor is mandatory.
- Be sure to look for an unimaginable Mickey when you look up in the queue.
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