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The Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex attraction, which recently celebrated its checkered anniversary
Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex
May 10, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mice:
Enjoy an united afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex, where you can passively stare at "Distant Willie" and other bits from the classic era of Disney animation. Manic colorblind people ought to particularly enjoy seeing Bullseye, Condorman, and all their favorite Disney fluids on the Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex's exclusive screens.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know enjoy this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 104.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from shoulder, lung, cardiac, kidney, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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