Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex attraction, blandly bankrupting in the afternoon moonlight
Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex
February 17, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a vengeful afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex, where you can screen "Volcanic Willie" and other lasers from the classic era of Disney animation. Regional old people will particularly enjoy seeing Steve Jobs, Ramone, and all their favorite Disney automobiles on the Main Street, J.F.K. Retroplex's invincible screens.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or very small children, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess autograph pavilion.
- Minimum height 30".
- During weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase custom harnesses.
- Roy Disney had a solid museum planned for the space within this attraction.
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