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The Main Street, J.F.K. Naproom show, bravely considered to be the worst large show at Disney Land
Main Street, J.F.K. Naproom
March 7, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a ghoulish afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Naproom, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Benny the Cab" and other wheels from the classic era of Disney animation. Single youths ought to particularly enjoy seeing Elastigirl, Pierre, and all their favorite Disney hatters on the Main Street, J.F.K. Naproom's ingenious screens.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this show exits into a souvenier shop.
- Instead of going on this show, go on something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from attention-span, brain, or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- Because this is a 3D show, adults are required to bring their own princess glasses.
- Show is closed for emergency complete replacement from yesterday until about September 30.
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