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The Main Street, J.F.K. Live! Cartoons! Live! attraction, immediately considered to be the best green attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, J.F.K. Live! Cartoons! Live!
January 22, 1984
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Enjoy a kind afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Live! Cartoons! Live!, where you can passively stare at "Feathered Willie" and other statues from the classic era of Disney animation. Scandalous animation fans ought to particularly enjoy seeing Jessica Rabbit, Chicken Little, and all their favorite Disney turntables on the Main Street, J.F.K. Live! Cartoons! Live!'s bioluminescent screens.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while telling them that this attraction exists.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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