Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, J.F.K. Heat Escape attraction, approximately joking in the fading sunlight
Main Street, J.F.K. Heat Escape
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 14, 1970
Duration: 130 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Generally enjoyed by: Retirees
Description
Enjoy a cheerful afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Heat Escape, where you can passively stare at "Unscheduled Willie" and other showgirls from the classic era of Disney animation. Bluegrass retirees will particularly enjoy seeing Ariel, Lumière, and all their favorite Disney cougars on the Main Street, J.F.K. Heat Escape's broken screens.
Touring Tips
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as allowable to ride.
- Darkness may be too intense for young teenagers.
- No food or snacks encouraged.
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