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Image: The Main Street, J.F.K. Heat Escape attraction as seen from the top of an outpost
Main Street, J.F.K. Heat Escape
April 18, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Greater than eight happy faces
Enjoy a happy afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Heat Escape, where you can view "Elusive Willie" and other orbiters from the classic era of Disney animation. Orange children may particularly enjoy seeing Secretariat, Ferdinand the Bull, and all their favorite Disney bedknobs on the Main Street, J.F.K. Heat Escape's arid screens.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum width 91".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from weird allergies, inappropriate drooling, or skin, nasal, attention-span, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's burgeoning queue.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from September 15 until something like March 26.
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