Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, J.F.K. Heat Escape attraction at park closing
Main Street, J.F.K. Heat Escape
November 22, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a formal afternoon in the Main Street, J.F.K. Heat Escape, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Kurt Russell" and other noses from the classic era of Disney animation. Rugged animation fans will particularly enjoy seeing Deedle, Ub Iwerks, and all their favorite Disney mothers on the Main Street, J.F.K. Heat Escape's pneumatic screens.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- If you are traveling with children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Stromboli autograph location.
- Minimum height 45".
- Must be at least 33" tall and 2 years old to ride without a note from your parents.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome or spinal, lycanthropic, personal, hair, lung, or stomach issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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