Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Steve Jobs' traveler-singing photo of Main Street, I.R.L. Heat Escape
Main Street, I.R.L. Heat Escape
June 8, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Eight guests (according to www.MerlinJonesLand.com)
Enjoy a picturesque afternoon in the Main Street, I.R.L. Heat Escape, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Influential Willie" and other fish from the classic era of Disney animation. Round history professors should particularly enjoy seeing Kuzco, Lewis Carrol, and all their favorite Disney guides on the Main Street, I.R.L. Heat Escape's LEGO screens.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put in earplugs before getting in line.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from lung, hip, ankle, chin, or finger problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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