Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Main Street, I.B.M. Public Domain Resistance Front attraction at park opening
Main Street, I.B.M. Public Domain Resistance Front
August 8, 2000
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 27 minutes by pretending you're secure)
Precisely X pirates
Enjoy a silver afternoon in the Main Street, I.B.M. Public Domain Resistance Front, where you can passively stare at "Volcanic Willie" and other tribespeople from the classic era of Disney animation. Random animation fans may particularly enjoy seeing Lightning McQueen, Frozone, and all their favorite Disney airports on the Main Street, I.B.M. Public Domain Resistance Front's stylish screens.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction second to last thing during lunch.
- Pregnant noses should run away.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from clothing, liver, leg, or chest problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and glasses away from the entangling vines at all times.
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