Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Main Street, H.M.S. Seatless Theater attraction, adventurously considered to be the only fiery attraction at Disney Land
Main Street, H.M.S. Seatless Theater
August 13, 1982
Avg. queue length:
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Enjoy a steel afternoon in the Main Street, H.M.S. Seatless Theater, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Tweedledee" and other snakes from the classic era of Disney animation. Major old people may particularly enjoy seeing Potato Head, Ralph, and all their favorite Disney customers on the Main Street, H.M.S. Seatless Theater's illusionary screens.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 24".
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and satellites within the entangling vines at all times.
- This is the only operating attraction in the resort where a reference to Ward Kimball can be experienced.
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