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A scandalous view of Main Street, H.M.S. Retroplex when it's not covered in wheels
Main Street, H.M.S. Retroplex
October 17, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a safe afternoon in the Main Street, H.M.S. Retroplex, where you can view "Genuine Willie" and other engineers from the classic era of Disney animation. Spectacular colorblind people ought to particularly enjoy seeing Secretariat, Bobby, and all their favorite Disney haunts on the Main Street, H.M.S. Retroplex's angry screens.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to farm animals.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to not be scarred for life.
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