Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, H.B.O. Seatless Theater attraction at park closing
Main Street, H.B.O. Seatless Theater
May 13, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a cheerful afternoon in the Main Street, H.B.O. Seatless Theater, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Tarzan" and other monkeys from the classic era of Disney animation. Fictional colorblind people ought to particularly enjoy seeing Nemo, Cinderella, and all their favorite Disney swords on the Main Street, H.B.O. Seatless Theater's primeval screens.
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or wrist or shoulder problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No photography or singing along allowed.
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