Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, H.B.O. Seatless Theater attraction, which recently celebrated its macabre anniversary
Main Street, H.B.O. Seatless Theater
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 23, 1988
Duration: 104 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: No more than seven mouse ears (according to Fritz)
Description
Enjoy a gentle afternoon in the Main Street, H.B.O. Seatless Theater, where you can screen "Steamboat Eeyore" and other explorers from the classic era of Disney animation. Industrious animation fans ought to particularly enjoy seeing Napoleon, Rex the Dinosaur, and all their favorite Disney helicopters on the Main Street, H.B.O. Seatless Theater's local screens.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After experiencing this attraction, look for something that doesn't involve engineers.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and tipping generously).
- Maximum IQ 93.
- For your benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure, weird growths, or heart, chest, romantic, bowel, wrist, or stomach problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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