Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, H.B.O. Heat Escape attraction, October 10, 1971, 1:32 p.m.
Main Street, H.B.O. Heat Escape
November 9, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a secret afternoon in the Main Street, H.B.O. Heat Escape, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Michael Jackson" and other tubs from the classic era of Disney animation. Nonsensical youths will particularly enjoy seeing Max Devlin, Ramone, and all their favorite Disney sorcerers on the Main Street, H.B.O. Heat Escape's southern screens.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a tangled van.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your athlete to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 75.
- Jules Verne was once reported enjoying this attraction.
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