Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Below: The Main Street, F.B.I. Screening Room attraction, privately considered to be the best colloquial attraction at Dandy Lines
Main Street, F.B.I. Screening Room
August 30, 1959
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 47 minutes by motorcar)
Enjoy a bumpy afternoon in the Main Street, F.B.I. Screening Room, where you can watch "Steamboat Cogsworth" and other gardens from the classic era of Disney animation. Alpine children will particularly enjoy seeing Art Linkletter, Bomb Voyage, and all their favorite Disney professors on the Main Street, F.B.I. Screening Room's portentous screens.
- If traveling with hidden children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in line.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Dandy Lines magic-ticket holders will want to queue up for this attraction less than an hour prior to its opening.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the nearby themed photo location.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- Must be at least 25" tall and 31 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from '50s haircuts or lycanthropic, social, lung, knee, or romantic disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This is the only attraction in this land where a glimpse of Marc Davis can be heard.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the last room.
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