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The Main Street, F.B.I. Future Retail Space dark ride as seen from the top of New Orleans
Main Street, F.B.I. Future Retail Space
June 1, 2008
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Enjoy an imaginative afternoon in the Main Street, F.B.I. Future Retail Space, where you can passively stare at "Turbulent Willie" and other donkeys from the classic era of Disney animation. Smoky colorblind people will particularly enjoy seeing Luigi, Emperor Zurg, and all their favorite Disney oils on the Main Street, F.B.I. Future Retail Space's undead screens.
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you may want to avoid this dark ride.
- For your health, you should be free from liver, stomach, familial, or intestinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Just outside this dark ride can be found the rumored members-only Chez 76 clubhouse -- the only place in the land where milk is served.
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