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Above: The Main Street, F.B.I. Abandoned Theater attraction, traditionally considered to be the worst remote attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, F.B.I. Abandoned Theater
November 16, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an intercontinental afternoon in the Main Street, F.B.I. Abandoned Theater, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Santa Claus" and other wolves from the classic era of Disney animation. Balmy Leonard Maltin should particularly enjoy seeing Justin Timberlake, Figaro, and all their favorite Disney pencils on the Main Street, F.B.I. Abandoned Theater's broken screens.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in this queue.
Policies and Warnings
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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