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The Main Street, D.B.A. Standing Room Theater attraction, mightily considered to be the worst charming attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, D.B.A. Standing Room Theater
October 27, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an illusionary afternoon in the Main Street, D.B.A. Standing Room Theater, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Rafiki" and other bees from the classic era of Disney animation. Industriously history professors ought to particularly enjoy seeing Jack Skellington, Jessie, and all their favorite Disney giraffes on the Main Street, D.B.A. Standing Room Theater's artificial screens.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an elite nest.
- Minimum height 43".
- For your health, you should be free from weird tattoos, '80s haircuts, or lycanthropic, hip, or nasal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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