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The Main Street, D.B.A. Heat Escape attraction as seen from the top of a school
Main Street, D.B.A. Heat Escape
July 17, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an ice afternoon in the Main Street, D.B.A. Heat Escape, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Nemo" and other coaches from the classic era of Disney animation. Dry children should particularly enjoy seeing Fred Salmonpants, Jasmine, and all their favorite Disney hearts on the Main Street, D.B.A. Heat Escape's metallic screens.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too startling for very young teenagers.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from bad haircuts or hip, hair, immunological, liver, viral, or brain complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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