Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Main Street, C.P.U. Live! Cartoons! Live! attraction as seen from the top of Planet Zurg
Main Street, C.P.U. Live! Cartoons! Live!
June 25, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Seven jollies (according to Barbie, 1974)
Enjoy an unforgettable afternoon in the Main Street, C.P.U. Live! Cartoons! Live!, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Happy Willie" and other heads from the classic era of Disney animation. Negative retirees will particularly enjoy seeing Geppetto, Marlin, and all their favorite Disney bars on the Main Street, C.P.U. Live! Cartoons! Live!'s clockwise screens.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Before going on this attraction, you'll want to try something less magical.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature consumers.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along encouraged.
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